destiny919:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

My URL is on an 150,000+ note text post and I am saying something hella lame
Doesn’t matter had sex

(Source: greenhoused)

viciouslydelicious:

My body is currently made out of 60% tiredness and 40% sadness.

(via awesomenerdinthelibrary)

edwardspoonhands:

pizzajohn:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

None Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.

Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”

edwardspoonhands:

pizzajohn:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

None Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.

Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”

(Source: ollielephant)

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(Source: gothqirl, via skippingaway)

gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

(Source: 420dongsquad, via thefuuuucomics)

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
globalsoftpirka:

WHEN VOICE ACTORS COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS THE ANGELS SING

globalsoftpirka:

WHEN VOICE ACTORS COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS THE ANGELS SING

(via kissmyash0600)

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

(via dying-battery)